I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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