He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
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