We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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