Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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