Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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