It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
my god I love twenty year old dicks
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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