Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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