Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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