At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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