piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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