two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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