I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Randomize
