I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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