Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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