who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Please, let me fuck your mom
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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