Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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