have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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