Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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