i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media