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Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell