yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
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I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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