the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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