let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm at about main and main street
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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