My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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