therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
