So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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