i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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