He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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