What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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