why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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