i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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