never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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