I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
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I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
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