real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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