Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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