But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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