they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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