??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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