is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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