So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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