Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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