Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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