Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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