dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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