they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Randomize
