just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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