By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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