Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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