Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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