Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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