haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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