I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Please don't give away my fajitas
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