if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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