Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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