love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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