This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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