There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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